breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

• friend: you should've come with us!
• me: an invitation might have helped

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’